Luigi : Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Mario? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin’ up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail’s getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise he’s never gonna get it, it’s gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mario, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There’s no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, “Caaarol, Caaarol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mario, half the employees in the Mushroom Kingdom have been made up. This Kingdom is a goddamn ghost town.Mario : Okay Luigi, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It’s all they’re talking about up there. Jesus Christ, dude.